Bitch Slap – Movie Review
Tagline: Girls Gone Wild Meets Charlies Angles!
If you like boobs and blood, then you will like this movie.
“Bitch Slap” is a modern throwback to the “B” Movie/Exploitation films of the 1950’s-70’s, mixing hot girls, fast cars, big guns, nasty tongues, outrageous action and jaw-dropping eye candy with a message… don’t be naughty!
Or at least, so the plot says. The movie had lots of soft-core girl on girl action to fulfill any male fantasy, but as far as the rest of the storyline went, I found this leaving me limp and unfulfilled with predictable slow-mo scenes accompanies by the most hideous rock music, clichés at every turn, and cute girls who obviously did this flick for the sheer fun of being in something that was truly beneath (no pun intended) their acting abilities.
If you like Erin Cummings and Julia Voth as much as I do, then by all means watch this one. Otherwise, go rent Charlie’s Angels… again. At least that made more sense.