A Haunted House 2 – Movie Review

A Haunted House 2
Stars: Marlon Wayans, Jaime Pressly, Essence Atkins, Gabriel Iglesias, Missi Pyle, Ashley Rickards
Director: Michael Tiddes
IMDB Rating: 4.7
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Plot: Crossing new lines and breaking old barriers, A HAUNTED HOUSE 2 is the sequel to the hilarious box-office hit starring Marlon Wayans as Malcolm who, after exorcising the demons of his ex, is starting fresh with his new girlfriend and her two children. After moving into their dream home, Malcolm is once again plagued by bizarre paranormal events. With spine-tingling tension and hilarious punch-lines A HAUNTED HOUSE 2 is inspired by the latest supernatural horror movie franchises and shows that this time… it’s not just the house that’s haunted!

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Review: In any review I write, I do try to be objective and see some good qualities in the storyline of a film or tv show. Some films I have seen have been downright terrible, but have some form of redeeming quality. “Spoof” movies are meant to be funny, such as some of the ones the late Leslie Neilsen starred in), and some earlier ones of the Wayan brothers (Scary Movie). But this film I did find it hard to sit and watch through to the end.

This movie was not funny on any level, and I am amazed that this thing cost 3.5 Million to produce. The film is filled with the typical swearing every other word, grotesque scenes of Wayans performing sex acts on a wooden doll, and dick appearing in the mouth of the teenage daughter – just to name a few.

Without a doubt, this was the worst movie of 2014 I have seen yet.

Verdict: Dry As A Dead Dingos Donger….
My Rating: 0 out of 10.

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Posted on July 31, 2014, in Movie Reviews and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. I stupidly watched some of part 1 on netflix because I remember liking Scary Movie 1 and 2, they were trying way to hard to be shocking and there was nothing funny in what I saw, I’m surprised that the first one did well enough where they decided to make a sequel.

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