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Nymphomaniac: Vol. I (2013) – Movie Review

Nymphomaniac: Vol 1
Stars: Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgård, Stacy Martin
IMDB Rating: 7.1

Plot: A self-diagnosed nymphomaniac recounts her erotic experiences to the man who saved her after a beating.


Review: Nymphomaniac – This film follows the tall tale of a woman who is taken in by a good Samaritan, and as a sign of her gratitude to him, she recounts every sexual experience that she ever had.

The story is simple. He (the good Samaritan, Seligman) tells her about his hobbies, which happen to be fly fishing, listening to organ music etc. While in turn she shares the graphic details of every sexual encounter she has had since she was a teenager.

This film has received both positive and negative reviews. And for good reason. What some define as “Art” others say is Porn. I for one would say that due to the graphic sex scenes which you are shown in full detail, this would be porn, without the “money shots”. Yes, you do see everything, such as:
Shia LaBeouf in pretty much hardcore porn action; Joe being double penetrated by two African guys; Joe giving a random guy on the train a BJ complete with C.I.M….

I think you get how graphic this is. I know “Art”, and to be frank, this is not “Art”, but glorified porn.

Verdict: Lars makes a Porno
My Rating: 1 out of 10





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